Would a nose job make you feel better?

 

If you’re not happy in life, maybe you should get a nose job—in other words, maybe you should find a rhinoplasty surgeon and undergo a rhinoplasty Denver operation.

 

It’ll only cost you about 8,000 to 10,000 dollars or so, and it’ll make you feel so much better. I mean, have you been walking around all your life with a big schnozzle like Jimmy Durante? If you have, you could get it fixed. Wouldn’t that be nice?

 

If you were living a couple of centuries ago, you would be out of look. You wouldn’t have been able to get a nose job then. That’s because, first of all, nobody knew how to do nose jobs then. And on top of that, they didn’t have any anesthesia back then. So you can be sure that that would have hurt.

 

 

 

 

 

Just think of the pain. Can you imagine someone taking a knife to you and cutting up your nose while you were lying there on the table? You would have been screaming your head off.

 

But now we’ve got anesthesia, both local and general, and so you can lie there on the table and not feel a thing while you’re getting yourself all cut up. And on top of that, there are a lot of people around now who know how to reshape your nose.

 

They’re called rhinoplasty surgeons, and there are lots of them here in Denver, Colorado. You can go through ten pages of Google and more, finding name after name of rhinoplasty surgeons would be happy to cut you up for a big fee.

 

So if you’re feeling bad and would like a little pick-me-up, don’t drink a glass of wine or a bottle of vodka, go out and get yourself a nose job, that’s my advice to you.